Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Jan.10, 2011

Logic: If you crush that ball but you break your leg (literally), you will walk with lovely stones wrapped your lovely bones. (Get well soon!)
      Note: Next time, when you land, always bend your knees.
                                                                                               To: Anthony Alerta


Medicine:  If you don't stop croosing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way! (There is no cure or no relief for frozen eyes.) 
                                                                                               To: Zac Bryan Eslabon


Optimism: "You are going to enjoy yourself at that birthday party or I am going to break every bones im your body?

Philosophy: What is the purpose of your block if your open spiker is Wang Yi Mei?
                                                                                               To: JP Talapian


Math: Only one highschool student who couldn't solve this equation, 5+7=?...It's JPT. Is it 14? Are you from ILS?

Science:  You must put your hand out the car window & it'll blow off. (Gravity: What goes out, must must blow off)

Insights:  Do you realize that the rice in the Philippines can supply enough food to the Filipinos?(Why are they importing tons of rice in Thailand?)

                                                                                               To:  National Food Authority


Finance:  I will prefer home-made foods than fast foods. Deliscious and affordable. Right?


Challenge: Where is your sister & don't talk with food in your mouth. Answer me! (Stop yelling my father!)


Ethics:  It's not ethical to discuss your monthsary in class. Right? Also not ethical to impress the class especially the teacher by that PDA!

                                                                                             For: Sir Parreno


Geneology: Shut that door. Or were you born in a barn? (You're asking me?)

Suspense: Can you guess what I found under your bed? (Bottles of softdrinks! I know it!)
                                                                                            To: Nicollo Felipe Castro


Humor:  When that sharp knife cut off your fingers, don'y come running to me! (Hemophobic!)
                                                                                            To: Doctors and Nurses

1 comment:

  1. Phillip, I'm glad you put so much effort in your blog. I hope you're doing it not so much because of your grade but because you are enjoying it. Keep blogging, my dear. Your posts are entertaining!

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