Wednesday, December 22, 2010

I'm More of A Number Person

     I'm more than a fact person; I'm more than a number person. I ask myself, my nonsense self but it makes any sense. How do you cram the last fifteen years into a few paragraphs? How do you make people remember from the beginning all the way to the end? How do you help everyone understand how wonderful it was and how horrible it was and how everything it was?

    So, I say, I came up with a rough few statistic in an attempt to capture my life experience in the best way I know how. In the two years I attended University of San Agustin, six years I attended Sambag Elementary School, currently attending West Visayas State University- Integrated Laboratory School, there were

         5600         pencils
        10000        pens
        200000      caffeine fixes
        4700          book bought
        364            books lost
        32              books stuffed in garbage disposal
        14              books thrown out of moving vehicle
        63000        homework assignments
        3               dogs who ate them
        45100       poor study habits
        310           science experiments
        152 000   unfortunate experiments with objects
        14200      bathroom passes
        15000      lame passes 
        2999        test passed
        234998    rumor passed
        458          stupid boyfriends (FRIENDS!)
        622          psycho girlfriends
        64000      crazy dreams
        312          phone rang
        10            times phone confiscation
        3083        test taken
        2000000001   tears cried
        2000000001   tears dried
        3000000         lies
        5000000         truths
        250000           changes of clothes
        450000           change of personality
        103                 fake kiddie tatoos
        4                     languages spoken
        1000999        secrets
        38000            papers written
        100000          instant messages
        247               games lost
        742               games won
        78                 teachers
        A trillion        lessons
        74                awards
        10000          friends
        70000          hugs
        A zillion       words of encouragement
        315             success stories
        zero            regrets  ........
     No circumstances could  I ever adlib. No problems can't be solved. Not all secrets are revealed. Some secrets are hidden. All of my memories are sealed but as I grow old I believe that my memories will remain chained in my mind. It's my life. I can't really tell you how happy,sad,horrible and wonderful life is. But I can say that life is one of the most precious gift I have.
            

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